When your sister puts a Copenhagen dip in her pussy and asks you to eat her pussy out then, then keep swirling your tongue until you get a buzz
I would rather prefer a Alabama lip tornado than a blow job any day
A "picture frame" that is a toilet seat. The toilet seat is usually found from trashcans and/ or dumps.
We couldn't find an actual picture frame at the store, so we decided to use an Alabama picture frame.
scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow
“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”
“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul “
*Both Yee in mourning*
When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.
My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.
when siblings make a pizza by jizzing on it pissing on it vomiting own it and shiting on it
man me and your sister made an alabama pizza slice
A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.
Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.
Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
The act of fucking a girl in the ass after taco bell and using your dick to shove the shit back up her ass
Billy: dude did u smash Shelby last night
Tommy: yea but she had taco bell eariler so I had to give her the ol' Alabama push pop