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Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.

We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by vulgarqt March 04, 2018


Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.

Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"

by evencoolerguy January 25, 2021


Saucy Jew

A saucy jew is a Jew who is so jew that Jews see a saucy jew and bee like wow jew jew jew jew

Jew 1: hey look a saucy jew

Jew 2: jew jew jew money money money

by Gobbleturkey June 06, 2022


jewish jew

Not concerning religion an insult often used to insult someone stemming from anti-Semitic backgrounds.

"Damn what a JEWISH JEW"

by Defining Things 12 November 22, 2016


Homeless Jew

A grown man still living in his parents house.

This one girl I was dating asked me what I meant by Homeless Jew, so I told her. A Homeless Jew is a grown man still living at his parents house. Xavier is a Homeless Jew.

by Chang Qou April 20, 2018


party with jews

what someone does when they are bored and need a good hype up or a place to mosh.

Hey bro, I'm bored. Can we go party with Jews?

by lit!!! November 12, 2017


jew christmas

You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.

I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!

by Holiday one March 08, 2017