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A strange phrase that Alexes and Jeslyns made up while high on caffeine and lack of sleep. Has no meaning whatsoever, but it's good for a giggle or two.
They entered the room and yelled "SHRIMP IN PANTS" before running away giggling insanely.
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1. When someone says something you don't like or think is stupid, you add this phrase on the end.
John: I can bench 200 pounds. I'm so strong.
Chris: I have your 200 pounds in my pants.
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1. an insult for a very clever person,
2. someone that droped spartys down their pants! ha idiot.
1. (clever person gets an answer right)
'your such a sparty pants'
2. 'Oh no i droped my smartys down my pants and now they are all in my pants and are crumbling and melting and im dripping with chocolate and everyone is looking at me but it feels quite nice!'
"look hes a smarty pants'
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Holy gerund! You are wearing baby pants!
I tried some baby pants on yesterday and it caused blood to squirt out of my femoral artery!
I lost my testicles in a baby pants accident.
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Fecal matter lacking physical fortitude. Apt to release through the anal sphincter from the darkest crutch of the colon at any given moment, and likely at the worst possible time.
*In the middle of a business meeting*
The Boss - "Need a moment? That fart sounded wet."
You - "That'd be great. I've got pudding in my pants."
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a british person who decides to go out & ends up sitting in the corner refusing to have a good time. usually very "sensitive" (read: crazy). tends to be very bad at playing telephone by not being sexually suggestive enough when allowed to create the sentence.
he was a real pissy pants last nite at the pub- lets never hang out with him again.
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When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.
Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.
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