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The best book series to fuckin' exist. (Written by Tui T Sutherland)
Wings of Fire
Qibli: Moon, I love you!
Winter: But I also love you, Moon! Who will you choose
Moon: Mmm.. What if we just make a big fuck pile? Like- we all fuck each other
Qibli and Winter: ... Yep sounds good.
Your mom: And so shipping wars were solved forever!!
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Brisbane Broncos are last, what a dumpster fire of a club.
... is a mating act most often performed by caucasian male homo sapiens sapians of the 49th state in which they consume a large quantity of habañero or ghost pepper salsa and proceed to perform cunnilingus on a female of the species. (As read by David Attenborough)
Stacey took a seat on Trevor's face, she was ready to feel the heat, of the Goblet of Fire.
When you do anal with a girl and she tells you she has to fart, so you pull out and put a lighter close to her asshole and shout "fire in the hole". As soon as a flame burst, you quickly go back in to feel the warmness of the fire.
guy 1: "last night heard you were playing Counter Strike, you shout fire in the hole.
guy 2: Oh no I was doing a montana fire with a girl."
To be ginger.
Hey look at that fire nog.
Check out that F-Nog
Pink fire is a term that a woman uses when she sees a man who is a bottom, and wants to physically harm him for it. He doesn't have to be proven to be a bottom, he just has bottom energy and most likely has small dick energy.
Girl 1: that guy eric has a lot of bottom energy. He's super loud.
Girl 2: yeah he's giving me pink fire right now. He's asking to get a nice dirty Adam.
~A statement used when a person has the ability to rip a bong with such skill and speed that when the lighter is used, they only need to use it very briefly.
~To get completely blazed as fast as you can
Jefferson: Hey man, look at him rip that bong!!
Peterson: S**t, he's ripping it like a B**ch
Jefferson: He's hitting the Fire.
Peterson: Amen.