ghetto-mexican

The usual Mexican Restaurant found in hill-jack towns, whose employees are certainly illegal immigrants filtering money back to their relatives across the border...but damn that food is good and the price is right.

"I had this killer chimichanga at the ghetto-mexican restaurant last night...it's too bad those mexicans are closing up shop next week...they couldn't have gone out of business, that place made a killing."

"That chick at the ghetto-mexican restaurant was pretty hot, but you know her dad will move her back to Tijuana once he saves up enough loot for her plane ticket."

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ghetto-upgrade

To get a better quality product or more quantity of that product for the regular price, particularly when you are at a fast food restaurant or when requesting sexual deeds from prostitutes.

I ordered a small drink, and asked for the ghetto-upgrade, and received a large for the small price.

La-tisha gave me da full ryde fo da price of a lil somethin' somethin'. Dat shit was a ghetto-upgrade!!

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Ghetto Diamond

A broken diamond held together by duct tape; commonly used as a drinking vessel for grape soda

"Yo have you seen my ghetto diamond. I'm firsty."

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Ghetto Bunny

Rats that grow very big , by feeding off the trash in Chicago.

Hey, keep dem kids away from da trash, so dey don't get bit by those nasty ghetto bunny.

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ghetto gay

ghetto gay means that you're ghetto & that you are gay. So if you're from Compton & you're gay. You're ghetto gay.

Karen-"Isn't Shane from Compton?"
Amanda-"Yeah, and he is gay."
Courtney-"Wow, he is ghetto gay."

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Ghetto Croutons

Seen at your typical road-side diner or coffee shop: crushing a pack of saltine crackers still in the wrapper, then carefully opening the pack and sprinkling the bits and crumbs over your greens. This is generally done after a light dusting of pepper and dressing has been added to your side salad.

Customer to Waitress:
Flo, you seem to have forgotten the imported, seasoned bread croutons atop my mixed green salad.

Waitress to Customer:
Jerome, have you lost your damn mind? This ain't no fine-dining establishment! Grab your ass some of them saltine crackers at the table and leave me alone fool.

Customer to Waitress:
Don't try to pass them Ghetto Croutons off on me!

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Ghetto Blaster

buy a 2 liter of sprite, twist up, or 7 up.

empty half of it, refill with whisky.

drink out of the 2 liter bottle.

thats a Ghetto Blaster

lets make some Ghetto Blasters and dance our asses off

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