I-64

Known for its never ending construction and hellacious traffic, I-64 is an interstate system that runs through the heart of Hampton Roads, Va. Connecting Williamsburg, Newport News (what locals call Bad News), Hampton, and Virginia Beach, I-64 is a haven for shitty drivers, rambling hobos, and drug runners alike. I-64 also runs through Richmond and countless other obscure counties that no one really cares about. As I-64 nears the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel (HRBT) connecting Hampton with Norfolk, it is mandatory for every driver, no matter how skilled, to drive like a 13 year old who stole their mother's mini van, thus causing 10 mile back ups and suicide. Had Eisenhower known what he would end up doing to the Hampton Roads area when he created the interstate system, i'm sure he would smite himself to Hell and willingly become Satan's bitch, thus replacing Hitler.

angry driver - FUCKING SHIT why do these dumb cunts have to wait untill the last minute to merge?!

intuitive passenger - dont you know? whenever merging on to I-64 all rational actions are thrown out the window, along with all feelings of happiness.

small child in back seat - no, its probably because they're black.

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I Dunno

When a dude asks another dude where he put the stash on the ride to work in the morning. Or the same chain of events replicates at lunch time...rerun if you will. Terms and conditions will apply for non-compliance. ...and yes that would constitue an Infraction . Check your local ordernances because it's a State by State law on a case by case basis. And yes they got one of those....Aww dude your not one of those huh ?

Dude 1 ;Dude you gonna work with that or what ?

Dude 2 Reply ; ? ? I Dunno shrugging shoulders hands out flat by your side
Dude 1 ; aww dude really...your faster than me at that...besides it should be all in one place.
Dude 2 ; Dude ...SOMEBODY BROKE IN MY TRUCK LAST NIGHT ,.......AND IT HAD A HOLE IN IT !

"THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS "
Dude 1 ; Well ,....That's an Infraction"

I Dunno

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i owe

i owe therefore i must work ( pay bank, pay US tax ) what a drag

i owe, i owe, so off to work i go, with a bottle of beer & kick in the rear, i owe, i owe........

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I

I feel terrible if I am wrong about the intentions of the clip.
I interpreted it to be directed at a certain someone…

What do I have to lose???

The person was me it was directed at…
Then that went to it has all been laughing moments for you two regarding me… and my love for you.
Hence the quick delete.

My heart still wants to believe I misinterpreted the clip…

I love you!!!
More than anything!!!

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I get it

A term used by young professionals to borrow the acceptance of something obvious to validate something unrelated they might feel guilty about to focus the conversion around themselves.

I get it, Jim, our health care system cares more about profits than it does helping people but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t sleep with Mark before he breaks up with Sally, does it?

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If I apology

A term popularly used in an apology which actually negates the sincerity and genuineness of the reparation.

She gave me an IF I apology by saying, "I'm sorry 'If I' said something that offended you".

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There, I fixed it.

1.) A phrase used upon completion of any unconventional repair of a broken object. These repairs usually include, but are not limited to, duct tape, bungee cords and a hack saw.
2.) "There, I fixed it." may also be used after successfully attaching one item to another using the same unconventional, sometimes unethical, methods of taping, nailing, sawing, cramming, cutting and "resculpturing".

1.) "I have a huge crack in my windshield. Hand me that duct tape. There, I fixed it."

2.) "My doorbell stopped working, so I filled my garbage disposal with spoons, duct taped an old extension cord to the power switch, then ran the cord through a hole I drilled in the front door. All you gotta do is give the cord a little tug. There, I fixed it."

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