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Johnny Baba

The ruler and savior of the world. He is our king and will never die.

All hail Johnny Baba!

by CBTHE3RD July 5, 2021


The Iron Johnnies

A group of "People" With an unordinary case of extreme autism, tourettes}, retardation,and or a bacterial infection that has targeted the brain

hey what's up man these guys here are the iron johnnies don't make fun of them its not their fault they're like this

by TheRoadToElDespacito December 9, 2018


Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.

Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.

by Manx Meat Matters May 30, 2018


Johnny Appleweed

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?

by gnostic3 August 2, 2020


Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.

Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...

by Rtomo July 30, 2018


Johnny Franks

A soda water with lemon and lime, commonly ordered between drinks to rehydrate or by sober folks at bars

"Can i have a Johnny Franks please? " "Do you want that straight or with bitters?"

by FliesenbodenromantikFTW January 7, 2022


Dawson Johnny

Very sweet man who’ll confuse you if he actually likes you or not, willing to put the effort in bed and always smiles to Pomplamoose’s song “ Bust your kneecaps” when you sing it to them

You should always try to date a man like Dawson Johnny

by Slabi December 3, 2021