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John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.
Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.
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two or multiple different things essentially being the same.
physical version of tomato tomahto
Smoker: "I like to smoke Camel."
Non Smoker: "Camel, Marlboro, same shit different toilet."
the best way to say that you had diarrhea, likely after eating at olive garden.
Sorry it smells so bad in there, the toilet ate my lasagna.
A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.
Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".
Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."
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Terms named after killstreak rewards in MW2 that relate to taking a dump.
Well here it goes:
Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms
Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.
Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'
Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.
Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.
EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.
Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.
Dude. I just nuked the toilet yesterday.
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms
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A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ All the live-long day ♫
♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫
♫ Just to piss my life away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫
♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫
A person who has a lot of anal in the bathroom
He's been in the bathroom for 20 minutes, I think he's a butt slut toilet fuck