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Jake Jones is usually a lion among all the humans, he is usually jacked and gets more birds then sanctuary. He is usually really strong and waits for the girls to come to him, do't bother snapping him he is either pumping iron or playing a quick 9 with they boys. Jake Jones is most likely going to the tour as he is a god compared to his peers. There is no such thing as jesus or allah when Jake is in the room. Bow down to him and you are on the market for a crisp high five.
OMG look at Jake Jones he is so sexy
A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
A great friend who makes everyone around them happier.
Drew: Man, that Leo Jones guy is pretty cool
Madden Jones, a man who has no capability in life. A person to think a woman is cute but doesn't see. A blind man I guess. Madden Jones.
"Madden Jones Is Blind'
a beautiful amazing singer. she has the voice of an angel. originating from her mothers vagina she was born with it and started practicing at the ripe old age of 1! she shall become famous, not only for her singing but for interest in lactation and its side effects to the body. we stan amber here. if you dont, move along. you dont deserve to hear her angelic, beautiful, incredible, outstanding, amazing, great, good, wow voice.
thor: omg did you see that singer, i think her names ‘amber jones’ she’s a new singer!! i think she will make it in this world.
wanda: yes i did!! i live for her cover of formula from euphoria!
luna lovegood: i haven’t heard her yet, i’ll search her up now!
sarah paulson: OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE’s THE BEST EVER!! IM HER NO.1 FAN!!!!!!😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰💞💞🍼
generally a funny guy that is very over competitive and is it is very funny watching this person fight with a "Liam".
g jones ferda
Someone who’s always happy, with the most infectious smile and the most perfect laugh, someone who’s an inspiration without even knowing it.
Jenna Coker-Jones is perfect.