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That thing that you look at all day that is small and does a billion more things than a "phone" but you and all your friends call it a "phone" when clearly it's really a hand computer.
Hey how do we get to that happenin party?
I dunno man, lemme whip out my hand computer.
Your what?
Hand computer.
The language of a person when they lag so hard while on FaceTime or zoom that only computer noises are heard when they speak.
I can't hear a thing you just fucking said, you're speaking computer
We don't use Windows 7 (aka School Computers), we use Windows 10.
An incredibly fast computer disguised as a Windows 98 peice of crap. It will most likely look the same on the outside but be brand new on the inside. It has the latest processor,RAM and videocards built into a crappy shell.
1.I saw a sleeper computer but I didnt know it was any different from the old crappy school computer next to it.
2.After he started the computer, Mr.X was shocked to see it running a modern OS and start incredibly fast.
3.Wow look at that peice of crap.Wait,Holy Cow it's running Crysis at 60 fps!!!!
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This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.
Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!
A computer that is medically shoved into your anal cavity. Often obtains viruses, and sometimes itches.
Woah, Tom got a new rectal computer!
When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.
We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.
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