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when a physics teacher used to be quite slim, and then discoverd the power of the donut. thus, his belly multiplying about 39 times the ratio of the normal human belly, and could be mistaken for sasquatch, depending whether or not he decided to shave or not that particular day.
judy: holy crap did u see mr. martinez? what happend to him? he looks different.
tiffany: OMG you haven't noticed his pike transformation? he gained like 50 pounds.
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All kidding aside, Captain Christopher Pike is a fictional character in the Star Trek universe. According to the original series lore, Pike commanded the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 from 2250-55, and again from 2258-63. When Pike's second tour of duty on the Enterprise was complete, the ship returned to Earth, and Pike was relieved of command and promoted to fleet captain. Command was then transfered to James T. Kirk. Three years after his promotion, Pike was involved in a radiation accident that left him burned, paralyzed, mute, and confined to a life-support wheelchair.
Pike is also featured in J.J. Abrams' 2009 reboot of Star Trek. He is first seen breaking up a bar fight in Iowa between 25-year-old James T. Kirk and some starfleet cadets under his supervision. Pike then plays mentor to Kirk, urging him to join starfleet and follow in the footsteps of his father, George Kirk. Pike is also seen as Captain of the Enterprise, although much more briefly than in the original series timeline (it is established that the events of the reboot are in fact an alternate reality influenced by the Nero, the film's villain, thus explaining the contradictions between the original series and the reboot).
I must point out that there are three officers of command rank available: Yourself, Commodore Mendez, and Captain Christopher Pike.
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When someone with a smelly uncircumcised penis wipes it across the uper lip of an unsuspecting victim (or suspecting) causing them to smell rotten fish and cabbage for the rest of the day.
"Dude, after I didn't shower for a week and jacked off a lot I gave Lenny the WORST pike place market ever!"
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Pike through Ike is the latest in the series of Jump the Shark and nuke the fridge. It refers to the moment in the Presidential debates where John McCain makes a bombastic claim that General Eisenhower offered to resign on the eve of D-Day. He did not.
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/attytood/McCain_doesnt_like_Ike_facts.html
John McCain put a Pike through Ike at the presidential debates.
The term was minted on the truedition blog on wordpress.
John McCain put the Pike through Ike like an experienced politician..
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a way in which to cross-pollinate with clients. Also, to 'Erskine' your way into a sale. Also, a description of extremely muscular, and not skinny at all, legs
Ben worked the room to find out what was 'coming down the pike'
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A group of nerds who cant party. Mostly gay. Drexel chapter is the worst of all.
Those Pike nerds live in a row home.
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when...a person....runs entirely nude down the massachusetts turnpike, highly inebriated. Without paying.
was that guy running down the mass pike naked?
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