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Meth capitol of central Texas.
Let's go to Lometa tx, have sex, get high and do things we will always regret
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The most boring place to be in Texas. The adults are all conservative Paultards and all the kids are on a sundry assortment of drugs. This town boasts a large number of both wangstas and shit-kickers. There is a street that goes on for at least 3 miles with nothing but churches, because everyone there loves God and hates fags.
Victoria is like a black hole of souls, because once you realize the dull monotony of living here your soul gets sucked into a portal.
The fortunate Victorians either die in drunk driving accidents or leave never to return.
Yeah man, I got out of Victoria, TX as soon as I can, but I'm now seeking the help of a therapist because the shithold completely annihilated my sense of well-being.
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A shit hole where hokeys and morons come from
'hye mih nayme iz tex'
'you're from austin, TX huh?'
'why, yeas yeas i ahm... howd yoo kno?'
'cuz you're a fucking moron, thats how i knew'
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Aledo is the best. This town 20 minutes west of Fort Worth is awesome and not at all overly proud of high school football. High school football is life. Downtown Aledo has two buildings and a grain elevator which is more than you need to be considered a town as long as you have a good high school football team. High school football rules, TOUCHDOWN BEARCATS! Aledo is close to Weatherford and Aledo has a Mexican food restaurant. Aledo has a post office and a Sonic, too, so you know this place is sick. Go Bearcats. Jonathan Gray. Aledo has a great high school football team.
“Aledo, TX, first down.”
“I’m from Aledo, TX and Jonathan Gray, who is someone you don’t remember, played high school football there which is a major accomplishment for the community. Laces out!”
Aledoan: “Did you see the game last night!?”
Anyone else, anywhere: “No, what game? Last night was a Friday and I don’t pay attention to boring college teams.”
Aledoan: “The Aledo, TX Bearcats, duh! We whooped insert other high school football team that nobody cares about either!”
Anyone else, anywhere: “Oh, yeah I don’t care about high school football.”
Aledoan: “Highschool football rules!”
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The armpit of Texas.
Also known for being a hippie hangout, and a place to go for good BBQ.
Longhorns are frequently seen there, drunk and fighting.
Boss: You are being re-assigned to Austin, TX.
Employee: Hell no! Any place but Austin! I quit!
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The ATX, Hip-Hop capital of the world. Nigga
Im gonna hit up the ATX and bounce with my niggas
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