ear bleach

Any song, album, or artist you run to when you need to flush out an annoying earworm. While this may leave you with another earworm, it's at least an earworm you can stand.

Dammit, I got "Dancing Queen" stuck in my head. It's time for some ear bleach. Maybe AC/DC will do it.

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Jug Ears

British slang - describes ears that stick right out to the side like the handles of a milk jug. Makes cosmetic surgeons a big pile of cash to staple the suckers back.

"Dave's little brother Mike has got Jug Ears. He's an ugly Jug-Eared twat".

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Ear Raisin

The compilation of old ear wax that forms into a shape that somewhat resembles a raisin.

Guy 1: Hey my ear hurts, you got a Q-tip
Guy 2: Ya, in the bathroom
Guy 1: What the fuck just fell out of my ear
Guy 2: Holy shit its an Ear Raisin

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bang on the ear

Of Celtic origin, a phrase meaning an affectionate kiss or pat on the ear or cheek. Popularized by the Scottish band "The Waterboys" in their song of the same name.

"You to me are treasure, you to me are dear. So I'll give you my love, and a bang on the ear" - The Waterboys

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ankles-to-ears

The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus.

Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man?

A. Her ankles!

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iPod Ears

When 2 men ejaculate into a woman's ears, one ear each, leaving a large reservoir of ejaculate in each ear. Some of the semen will then run down her cheeks giving the impression that she is wearing a pair of the white headphones popularised by the Apple iPod.

This bird is well mucky, we gave her the iPod ears and she loved it.

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ears bunny

A slang term telling an ex lover good-bye, used with a hand gesture in which you give the peace sign. In other words, "peace out" but more pissed off... cause they're an asshole

"My ex dumped me on the phone after 6 years of dating, but now I'm sleeping with somebody better. Ears bunny, bitch."

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