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When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
when a gilmorian shoves a stale moist baguette down his urethra and proceeds to cum in his misses leaving a pool of crummy cum in her. Ultimately finishing of with a nice tasty 69
Yo man I had the best night with me misses i gave her the gilmorians crummy surprise
A variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open anus towards his partners trusting face. Just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good orgasm.
Friend: How'd your date with Ryan go?
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
When you try to cum but piss comes out instead
Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !
When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.
Jim's wife informed him and his friends that Jimmy junior is actually a San Diego Surprise
Big Corn Suprise - When you have a bowel movement and you see corn in it BUT you dont remember having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.
Big Corn Suprise - Refers to the phenemon of having a bowel movement and seeing corn in it BUT not remembering having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.
Joey had a Big Corn Surprise last nighr but soon remembered having Shepherds Pie a few days ago in the cafeteria.
A person who gives something to another and then takes it back or expects an equivalent in return.
Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!