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The craziest mothafuka out there. But alot calmer since the penitentiary days behind him. One of the funniest craziest people that has ever lived. Getting head by ur bitch at the Mc.Donalds drive while robbin the cashier.
Mojo Mo: bitch put the money in the bag, bitch don't stop suckn it's only the drive thru
Mo Jones’s are normally very abnormally large. They love a good 26 chicken selects from Mc Donalds on a Saturday evening. Mo’s have a scrambled egg like dense fat sediment running through there bodies. Occasionally the sediment clog their arteries and cause cardiac arrest and other such obesity based illnesses.
If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.
Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.
Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)
Why is there no space anymore? Oh Mo Jones just walked in!
Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?
Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven
Kid: I love you mommy!!! I
The nicest person you'll ever meet, unless you piss him off. Then he'll ruin your life. Warning, he has no filter at all. Not a person for snowflakes.
Who is Mo Fkn Ruthless?
That's the crazy dude I was telling you about with the tattoos and Mohawk.
One will not stop you from using the td3-mo, that's absolutely fine.
Mark: There is no acid in this td3-mo.
Clownfest: But the resonance is at full, it has to be acid.
Mark: Listen, the td3 has acid, the td3-mo doesnt, it sounds like a MS1.
Clownfest: but the MS1 does acid too.
Mark: Look, I will not stop you from using your td3-mo, if you want to use your td3-mo that's absolutely fine.
Ratty mo is a boy who acts like a rat
''you are a ratty mo''
Ratty mo is a boy who acts like a rat