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Cumming right as the clock hits midnight (12:00) on New Years Eve.
I did a Cum Countdown to start 2023!
when you're peeing the next day and a wad of cum slides out and dangles from your vagina
I knew it was a big load, but I wasn't expecting a 5-inch cum dangler.
Someone who hordes their cum towels within their bedroom.
Jared a real Cum Troll. Last week I went over to his place and there 4 towels stiff as morning wood.
When you cum so much you can literally make a poodle out of it.
"Dude, how was jenny last night?"
"She was so great, I laid a cum poodle on her chest"
A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.
"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"
Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"
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This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise
Haha you just ate a cum burger fag boy/girl
Cum that emits a musky odor, particuarly from a rag, shirt, or sock used as clean up after a orgasm.
Billy forgot to do the laundry, there is cum funk escaping from his hamper.