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the job in question is ejaculating during sexual intercourse. the origin of the phrase also relates to breen, in particular his inability to finish the job on two non-consecutive occasions.
the first time was with a rank year ten slut who was probably so loose that no friction was created, and therefore no-one would've been able to finish any kind of job up in there. this also led josh to make 'breen' calls on the female in question, but i digress...
the other time was when he was receiving head from his 'so-called girlfriend' (that's a direct quote) and he was unable to come. his excuse - he'd been so excited at the prospect of getting head that he had to wank.
what a fucking animal.
breen is totally incapable of finishing the job.
of course you won't be able to finish the job if you mazz before getting head.
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When a woman comes on to you sexually in a motherly fashion, even during the sex act itself.
She brushed back my hair and called me baby in the middle of the mom job.
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to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!
josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.
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-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.
-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”
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An excuse that douchebags use when they make a mess after a janitor or custodian has just cleaned something up. The logic behind it is that the cleaner has nothing better to do with their life, so if you don't make a mess, they will have nothing to do and will lose their job.
He just mopped the floor. Quit hacking loogies all over the place.
I know he mopped it. Job security.
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A half-assed attempt at something.
"I did a HA-job on my car. There's still french fries and safety pins between the seats, but at least you can see out the windsheild now."
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During sex you cum in the anus/vagina and then seal it with marine-Tex or equivalent two part epoxy.
It took my wife a week to poop after her transom job.
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