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The name of the game of trying to land the gas price or gallons number exactly on .00 when filling up.
Only the gas station wins in pump roulette.
The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.
She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.
When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps
I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl
The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.
“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”
When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well
“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum
The formal sex position commonly referred to as soaking
“Dude I did the Provo pump with Emily last night”
A pump nigga is a nigga who pumps milk from cows. Also term for being someone's bitch.
Man he's being a pump nigga for this girl.