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When you are making sweet love to a woman, you take her phone, set it on vibrate, shove it up her ass, then call her. Then she shits it out and talks dirty to you when you skeet skeet skeet on her face!
Dylon Cantu gave Johnithan a bermingham booty call. Those two freaks!!!
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A India Is A Beaute. Someone that is of extreme greatness. A girl who is known for being both BEAUTIFUL inside and out (: Charming AND inteligent. The girl that all the Samuals like. The short term for a slight hoe. She can make your heart skip a beat, But will give it up on Thursday.
'OOOfhh Who's That Girl, Über Hot'
'Thats A Girl Called India.'
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The act of performing cunnilingus on a hermaphrodite as well as giving it a hand job at the same time. The position of your head and hand will be in direct correlation as if you were talking on a telephone.
" I'm not sure if Chris is a man or a woman."
" Dude it's both. I should know, I was making a phone call on it last night."
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A psychological effect from playing too much Call of Duty or other similar FPS games. Usually includes dreams of being fragged, shot at, or randomly waking up screaming in the middle of the night.
John: Hey Tom you look tired today!
Tom: Yea I have Call of duty PTSD. I got fragged again last night in my dreams
John: Thats a shitter, Tom, a real shitter
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A videogame made on purpose to keep boys single.
Also known as CoD, Cause of Divorce
Girl: Wanna go out with me?
Boy: No sorry I made a bet that i would get 3 gunships tonight on CoD ( Call of Duty)
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A long piss you realize you haven't taken after five hours straight of Call of Duty. Usually kind of painful, yet relieves stress and makes your sniping better.
"YES! We just won our 76th Search and Destroy match!" Oh crap. Let's back out for five minutes and take a Call of Duty Piss."
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