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An unmentionable sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act involved the use of the maple syrup as lube on the antlers to be placed in two individuals' assholes, they take turns masturbating into the Stanley Cup until it fills, and then take turns drinking their semen out of the cup.
"I can't wait to do some Canada's History tonight!"
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A depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually the insertion of one or all of these objects, variations including pouring the maple syrup all over both parties involved, or using it (not very successfully) as lubricant.
"Putting everything in there is the hardest part of Canada's History."
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Canada's History, also Canadian History, is a rare sexual act requiring at least two participating parties, freshly fallen snow, and a public area containing permafrost.
The subordinate, or "bottom", lies naked on his/her back with legs propped up and open to expose the genitalia. At this point, the dominant, or "top", will force as many handfulls of snow into the intended orifice as possible without causing irreparable damage and as fast as possible to allow for the subsequent copulation to numb the "bottom's" orifice.
This allows for a much lauded "orgasm denial" tactic.
"Yo, check it. Me an my bitch went to Aspen last weekend and I schooled her in Canada's History, baby!"
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A sex act in which a woman has sex with an entire hockey team, blows a moose, and washes it down with maple syrup. It was originally coined in the early years of Canadian hockey where it was the prize for the Canadian National hockey championship. Once people began playing for the Stanley Cup they abandoned this to a national past time and gave its current name.
Martha is so sleazy. I hear she gave Canada's History to the entire Oilers.
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This is an horribly grotesque sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. In this act a man first shoves the antlers up his partners anus. Then he pours maple syrup all over his penis and begins to ass fuck his partner. He keeps going until the blood, fecal matter, syrup and seamen leak out the anus into the Stanley Cup. The filled Stanley cup then is poured on to baby seals, in result killing them. the partner then share the dead baby seal covered with gross liquid in a kinky three some to finish to climax.
Wow, i preformed Canada's History on my girlfriend last night. She is dead now!
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Noun: An extremely complex and debasing sexual act involving a set of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup (not Mrs Buttersworth), and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in there.
Verb: The performance of the above act, preferably while wearing snow shoes and with Canada's national anthem, Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On," playing at top volume.
He Canada's History-ed her all the way back to the days of John Cabot!
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A repetitive addition the the Urban dictionary by UDL's
Often the definitions can be quite freighteningly sick and sometimes the biting sarcasm is quite amusing.
Most versions of this strange sex act include; moose antlers, the stanly cup, maple syrup, hocky sticks, faeces and sperm. However some of the more amusing definitions involved a hedgehog and various other items.
Canada's history is also a reason for editor suicide. The constant flow of these enterys which must be read through can mentally scar the editors.
However the amusing ones are just about keeping them alive.
It seems to be an in joke by the kind of people who spend their times writing horror porn or a sarcastic base for the more synical poster.
Mod 1: The flow of Canada's History seems to be slowing :)
Mod 2: Yeh!
Mod 1: Oh wait heres another *sigh*
Mod 2: Whats this one?
Mod 1: Oh Thats horrible AHHH MENTAL SCARING AND CANADA!!!
Mod 2: Haha its one of the bad ones hey.
Mod 2:........ Mod 1????..... Mod 1???...
Mod 1: Goodbye cruel perverted world!
Mod 2:.....SHIT somone call 999!!!
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