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The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.
Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.
person 1: im hungry what should i eat?
person 2: i have some used condoms i saved from last night
Guy 1: He’s using a Condom!
Guy 2: No, that’s a balloon for adults!
Protection device used for intercourse
Carter wished he used a condom when he fucked Mandy and now has to have her get an abortion or his mom will kill him. Literally
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A plastic rubbery thing that you can put over ones head to suffocate them.
Take the stupid condom off his head, he will suffocate.
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1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.
2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"
FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.
FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.