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Guy 1: He’s using a Condom!
Guy 2: No, that’s a balloon for adults!
Protection device used for intercourse
Carter wished he used a condom when he fucked Mandy and now has to have her get an abortion or his mom will kill him. Literally
The substance that your father didn't use, which created you.
Your mother: HARDER HARDER.
Your father: Wait i forgot to use condoms.
A plastic rubbery thing that you can put over ones head to suffocate them.
Take the stupid condom off his head, he will suffocate.
person 1: im hungry what should i eat?
person 2: i have some used condoms i saved from last night
1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.
2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"
FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.
FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.