Outdoor Designer

An Outdoor Designer specializes in designing outdoor spaces. They are responsible for developing a concept and choosing which elements to include in the design. Anything from outdoor kitchens, swimming pools, hot tubs, furniture, fire elements, water features, lighting and sound, all makeup areas the outdoor designer will be knowledgable about. Outdoor designers are not the same as interior designers.

My outdoor designer is one of the best. She has designed a putting green in my backyard that goes around the swimming pool. I'm also going to have a beer tap right next to my grill in the outdoor kitchen. I can't wait!

Designated Thinker

One who refrains from drinking, smoking, and etc. in order to act as the brains of the situation.

Some may consider this person as "the lame one", when he/she (the designated thinker) really just want to be responsible and lookout for the well-being of others.

1. Drunk friend: "I am soooooo gonna go home with that sexy guy over at the bar."

Desginated Thinker: For goodness sake, he could be a serial killer and you're thinking about going home with him? Sit your ass down, you're not going anywhere.

2. Random drunk guy: Why isn't that guy over there drinking and having fun?

Random drunk woman: He's just being the designated thinker, making sure no one gets their ass into trouble.

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designer pussy

1.When a woman seeks surgery to enhance her vagina.
2.When a woman is self concious about the way her netherlips look, she will often opt for a designer pussy.
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I want my designer pussy to look just like Jenna Jameson's!

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designated driver

probably the one friend that’s afraid to do shit but we love them anyways and we also need them so we don’t die and so they can give us that little act sober pep talk before sending us in to face our parents

anyone: hey so we’re going to the party tonight who’s the designated driver?
that one friend: i got you all

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Utility Designer

A Utility Designer is a web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.

WOW, he can design, code and market the website, he's a utility designer!

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designated developer

When a team of software developers have a night out on a weekday, there is one designated not to get drunk so that he/she can work successfully the next morning.

Stuart: Why isn't Steve drinking tonight?
Josh: He's the designated developer

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intelligent design

alternative metaphysical life origin theory to metaphysical life from non life theory presented in college- and high school classes by misguided persons with little understanding of observational science

inappropriate forum: neither belong in a such science classes, but if the latter uncaused effect, life evolving from non-life, is offered then also the former, intelligent design, must be offered

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