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Used ironically to describe an urgent situation or important occasion.
It's Taco Monday officer, I wouldn't drive & dial unless it was important. fiasco fire drill bomb threat 911 emergency
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When a whole bunch a drama happens and when you got all the tea and spill it.
Also, a twitter account where all the social media tea is spilled. A famous YouTuber, GotDamnZo, spills the tea every Monday.
Sara: “Hey, you saw messy Monday yet? Heard it’s real messy this week.”
Ken: “Hell yeah! Tea was spilled!”
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A term made famous by the strapping young Pioneers of Nebraska Wesleyan, Rage Monday is a weekly holiday-extravaganza, celebrated every Monday (usually between 8pm and 3am) in which copious amounts of alcohol and/or narcotics are consumed.
This behavior is often accompanied by reckless behavior, dance beats, FIFA, and random acts of debauchery.
Often it requires either careful planning and allocation of time for studies, or a complete disregard for the ridiculous amount of homework you have.
Ron: "Hey, my afternoon class got canceled..."
Slippery Pete: "....Rage Monday?"
Maintenance: "There's a trail of puke going to the bathroom, a broken window, and 40 cans of keystone in the garbage."
R.A.: "Rage Monday."
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A holiday celebrated across 'Merica which celebrates the Turkey. Turkey Monday is celebrated on the second Monday following Thanksgiving.
Man, I love Turkey Monday! It's all about the bird and none of thankfulness crap.
Forgetting things on a Monday because your brain is still on the weekend; The result of a Mondaze which causes you to forget things; a cop-out for forgetting things on Monday.
My Monday Brain has caused me to forget an email attachment three times today.
An unusually high amount of energy/enthusiasm one sometimes feels on a Monday when working at a usually tiring or otherwise boring job. Monday Stamina is not something felt by the average employee on every Monday (other emotions sometimes felt on Mondays include "unhappy" "bored" and "suicidal"), however it does occur roughly 5-15 times per year for the average employee.
A: Hey, _______ what are you still doing here? Your shift ended at 4:30.
B: Wow, it's already 5? It feels like 11:15 on a Friday! Talk about Monday Stamina...
It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass
Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy
Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday