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like the n word but for mortals.
bro look at this guys 80 year lifespan. what a fuckin morty.
Morty is the greatest man you’ll ever have the privilege to know. He is the epitome of a gentleman and he is the most charismatic person you’ll ever meet. Morty has a big heart and he is very compassionate. He loves animals (but hates dogs) He is a gorgeous man who has a heart of gold. He is so generous and always gives never expecting anything in return. Morty's intellect is unmatched. Davids will create great lives for themselves and their families. Morty will make the best husband and he will never let you down. He will also make a great father and he will do anything for his children. Morty has the most wonderful energy that is contagious to others. He makes people smile very easily and he has the purest of souls. If you ever meet a Morty you better get him naked because the anaconda in his pants is the biggest you'll ever find. He is so good at giving you pleasure you may want to quit your job. You need a Morty before you die, trust me it's worth it!
DANNNNGGGG! You are with MORTY... how!?!
Share a bed with a MORTY and you'll be ruined for life. No one else can compare!
a person with severe mental or physical disability
finn picker is the biggest spacker morty boumb singe known to mankind
Impressionable young females that are Rick & Morty Weebs.
Sue's over there geeking out about the latest season of Rick & Morty with Jane who could care less. She's a total morty shorty.
rick: hey look summer I turned Morty to a strawberry
Morty: I'm strawberry mortyyyyy!