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A floppy noodle that smells like poop.
Jonathon put his noodle Sanchez in another dude.
It is the same as Dirty Sanchez but on a woman that already has a moustache.
After having anal sex, the man gave the mustache woman a dirtiest sanchez.
Friend: What did you do with that mustache girl?
Me: I gave her the dirtiest Sanchez.
Throwing up Tacos on your object of sexual attention.
Sex after a hungover visit to Taco Bus resulted in a Technicolor Sanchez.
A creature of ungodly talent and unparalleled conga skills. The best way to interact with this being is to yell out his name in surprise locations.
"Poncho Sanchez!"
Bask in the glory that is Poncho
After anal sex the male give his partner sideburns with the poopstick
Lemme get a sideways sanchez
Instead of using poo for the mustache, one ejaculates on a girls back, takes his finger, runs it through his cum and procedes to wipe it on her upper lip.
I busted a nut on her back and couldn't resist gin=ving her a Creamy Sanchez.
Strickly for artisitic types and aficionados of Salvadore Dali. While inserting your penis into the rectum of another, carefully drop a stool in your left hand. Thereafter, with your right finger as a brush and your partner's back as a canvas, use the feces to paint a version of "The Persistence of Memory" a most famous Dali painting. With any excess stool, paint a handle-bar type fecal mustache on your partner, in honor of Dali. Very Surreal...
After a Boffo night at the Gala at the Uffici, I inserted my penis in the rectum of some unknown artist. Thereafter, I stooled in my hand and proceded to finger paint a most aromatic version of Dali's "Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized By the Horns of Her Own Chastity". Surreal, to say the least. A real Dali Sanchez.