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Used as a model to daydream about the size of your penis.
Man 1: yo bro is that your penis?
Man 2: I wish, that’s just my wife’s dildo
A dildo is when youre not just a dick, but you're a fake dick.
Melody stop being such a dildo!
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Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.
"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."
"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"
"I'd love to be a DILDO."
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Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF
Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.
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An electric fly swatter used to kill the giant DnD Clitoris.
"Use the magical Dildo on the Clitoris!!" - Ross
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A fake dick used by lezbians trying to pull of as men.
I hope this hot girl doesn't find out that my dick is a dildo.
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