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A way to sexually gratify oneself without the risk of catching sexually transmitted viruses. The only viruses you have to worry about are the ones your computer gets which have a 100% cure rate compared to STDS.
God I love porn. I don't have to worry about some bitch giving me HIV. The only viruses I have to worry about are computer viruses which have a 100% cure rate. I cannot beat that!!!
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An educational video that should be shown in school to a bunch of little kid under the age of 18
Jah: Hey Jeff did you see that teanna trump and Lissa Ann porn in class yesterday
Jeff: yea mr. Craig showed us
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Porn is when someone videotapes sexual intercourse. There are types of porn for all sexualities. Most porn videos are filmed in a studio with popular pornstars and an entire camera crew.
Man: “Dude, I just found porn on my computer. Should I ask my daughter or my wife first?”
Girl: “ I just orgasmed to lesbian porn last night. I think it was the most powerful orgasm yet!”
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Mental Poison.
Ruins relationships and sometimes lifes. If you watch it. STOP.
(Also used as an excuse to legally humiliate and sexually abuse woman)
Girl: my brother can't get a girlfreind because he's been poisoned by porn.
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That time of day, shortly after sunrise, when you have excellent sex.
"Good Porning, that was awesome"
"I got laid first thing this porning. It was great!"
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