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1. An awesome Nickelodeon personality when I was a kid. Did a lot of funky science experiments.
2. An annoying-as-hell old geezer that shows up to every single Ft. Wayne Wizards baseball home game.
1. Wow, did you see what Mister Wizard did with static electricity?
2. Let's hope Mister Wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.
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A wizard of poon;
A master of the art of obtaining the legendary "poon-tang"
has all of the ladies' pussies under his spell of "This Dick!!!"
Guy: Dayuummm how you gettin' it in with all these chicks?
Me: What can i say i'm just naturally a poon wizard
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Tits so glorious they cast a magic spell on you. The only way to break the spell is to bang the beholder of said Wizard tits, or else they will haunt you while you fap for the rest of your days
Alecia's wizard tits would haunt a lesser mans dreams, but they were no match for a poon slayer like Mike D.
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a song by The Who
in the rock opera Tommy
ORGASMIC!
Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !
He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball !
He's a pin ball wizard
There has to be a twist.
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.
'How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'
He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always gets a replay,
Never seen him fall,
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.
I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pin ball crown to him.
Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall...
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball!!!!!
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a very difficult feat to achieve. after the consumption of a beer proceed to duct tape a new full beer to the top of the empty can, and so on. until your empties are stacked taller than yourself, like a wizards staf. you have achieved wizard status.
"wheres Steve at? its 4 in the afternoon!!"
"swimming in the toilet. you missed it man, he achieved Wizard Status last night"
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Hippie kids, studying and revealing the wonderful and the weird in the world - the magic.
You’ll never run out of things to discuss with a dirt wizard at a party
A Boner wizard is a wizard of boners. Using their boner powers they can instantly create the ultimate boner to not only themselves but anyone they wish. Completely useless on women but fine on hermaphrodites, of course.
"You're a Boner Wizard, Harry."
"A what?"
"A Boner Wizard."