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ass-holey

To be an asshole 24/7/12/365 (366 if you include leap year).

Assholes love to be ass-holey all the damned time.

by Lady Byron July 9, 2011


Ass Sugar

The act of snorting cocaine from a strippers asshole.

Man last night Greg and I were doped the fuck up, he got a bit of ass sugar from one of the girls.

by MissMurderess January 17, 2017


ass catchem

A male or female pick-up artist that only attends pokemon go events to meet other single adults. They discovered their love of pokemon after realizing that such events attract the perfect combination of nerdy yet physically fit geeks.

That guy always leaves these events with a different girl, he’s such an ass catchem.

Listen ass catchem, I know you got to get em all but stay away from my boyfriend.

by bryken7 August 2, 2016


ass-thumbing

Ass-thumbing is when you go to the bar and drink Captain and ginger, and then you strategically place your yourself between 2 people and nonchalantly stick your thumb in someone's butt. The goal is not to get caught and to make the person getting ass-thumbed think it was someone else. Ass-thumbing also goes by " doing the Crosby" Ass- thumbing is believed to be a German tradition, and in the States, there is an ass-thumbing group in the mid coast Maine area.

Hey, let's go out to the Myrtle and do some ass-thumbing.

by Aaron goodwin July 6, 2014


what in the ass

"what in the ass" can be said, and meant for many things. My head translates it to... "what in the hell" simpler terms, "what in the world". It's just funnier being said "what in the ass". You don't only have to use "what in the ass" but also ending statements with ass. This is generally something to add to your conversation to make it more funny and original.

1) friend ches: Did you know I have synesthesia? (response) friend Jeffrey: What in the ass??
2) When you lose a game..."aw that game sucked ass."
3) other scenarios: "That was such ass."

by chesknowseverythingokay October 18, 2018


ass-erific

An original way to say that something was shithouse.

My week has been ass-erific

by Smackey September 22, 2004


vacation ass

After returning from a nice vacation where you eat and drink to your heart’s delight, you spend the next few days with an itchy, swampy anus as you release farts of death while in the car going to and from work.

Hey what is Ofier doing at the pharmacy? Well, Ofier came back from Cancun, Mexico yesterday after participatng in the chalupa festival andncame down with a tricky case of vacation ass. He’s on his way to buy a box of butt wipes.

by Music Man 71 January 3, 2018