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Shark-Nosing

The reaction to someone saying something dumb as hell

I'm Shark-Nosing at what Garrett did

by sharknoser December 29, 2021


shark repellent spray

A shark repellent spray is a product used to drive sharks away from an area with the goal of reducing the possibility of shark attacks occurring. SharkDefense & SharkTec (sharktecdefense.com)- are responsible for the only proven shark repellent spray products for consumers.

Swimmers use a shark repellent spray to drive off sharks in the surrounding area

by marshallteeter May 7, 2016


Shark Bile

A brutally-strong alcoholic drink on the scale of everclear.

Ingredients: Blueberries, Everclear, Kraken, Sprite, Agave Nectar / Simple Syrup

Ferment blueberries in everclear container for three days. Remove blueberries. Add 3/4 everclear to 1/4 kraken with a few drops Agave Nectar. Water down with Sprite.

"Dude, what happened to you last night?"
"Bro, I started out with three shots of shark bile. I couldn't remember my own name."
"Damn, that stuff's strong."

by sylvainIce February 24, 2014


carl the shark

carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.

carl the shark will absolutely destroy you

by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020


screen shark

Looking at another player's area of the TV during a local split-screen game and using it to your advantage. This tactic is most commonly used while playing deathmatch/arena shooters.

Knowing exactly where your opponent is, based on their surroundings, gives the sharking player an overwhelming advantage.

"I move too much dude. You made a beeline straight to my location, quit screen sharking me!"

by ghjhg4 August 7, 2022


Megamouth Shark

A species of shark that was discovered in 1976 when a U.S. naval ship caught one on its anchor. Scientists dubbed it megamouth, for obvious reasons. Since then, the shark has been proven to be extremely elusive. Only 100 specimens of them have so far been found, but every one that can be examined reveals new information about these strange sharks.

Megamouth sharks can grow up to be 18 ft. (5.5 cm) long. To fuel such a huge body, it needs a lot of food, but, surprisingly l, this big fish is not a big game Hunter. It's a filter feeder and most of its diet consists of tiny, planktonic animals, which it strains from the water.

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018


french shark

A shark that loves sand, and his country.

"You french shark."
"tais-toi anglais"

by Croggor July 26, 2022