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The penis inside of your penis that you use to have sexual intercourse with insects.
My smile penis is very small.
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definitely the king of all penises
Gina: So how'd it go last night...
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "italian penis".
Gina: They are definitely the kings of penis.
Maria: Yep.
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A duel between two men in which both participants attack each other with their erect penises in jabbing or swiping motions. style points are awarded for maneuvers such as swiping your opponent off their feet or ejaculating on his face.
I demand satisfaction! I challenge you to a penis duel!
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The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.
Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
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Farquois: Ow!!
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A very large penis, humongous if you will.
"Fuck you shoulda heard the chick screaming last night i think he has an Ian penis".
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A large body part located on African male specimens, usually connecting with the pelvis, it is something that your mom loves to suck on every day, the penis produces sperm, another thing your mom likes in her mouth.
Clarissa's mom: "Hey Clarissa, I just gave this African guy head, I swallowed. He had a nigga penis."
Clarissa: "Mom, I'm only six."
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Someone who's breath smells like a penis has been there from giving a bunch of blowjobs.
My dog sucks his own weenie. He has penis breath.
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