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1.) One who's world only consists of themself. Typically male.
2.) A person that speaks loudly about themselves and all their accomplishments for the sole purpose of demeaning others.
3.) see "douchbag"
ex. "You see that guy with the v-neck and the frapaccino? He's been talking about his new website like it's the new "facebook" for over an hour. I'm gonna stab that Me Monster in the face with this pen."
ex. "Holy shit! That guy just double-parked his BMW in a handicapped space at the retirement home to use the bathroom... AND he pissed all over the seat!!! What a Me Monster!!"
ex. "Hey, Me Monster! Your golf clubs aren't considered carry-on. Fuckin dick."
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When a dog gets so wound up that they begin running circles around the room.
~Monstering typically continues until all of the dog's energy is spent and they flop down onto the floor for a quick nap.
~Also known as "Monster-Dogging."
Stand back, Fido is monstering again.
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Ecstacy pill mainly found in North Carolina, supposedly triple stacked.
I was rollin off green monsters last night.
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A floppy mess but to the extreme. Not to be confused with the Fame Monster. Usually dressed like a frump.
"I look so grungy today. I'm a humongous flop monster!"
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A genetically engineered hybrid cross between a human being and a rat.
On the "rat monster" episode of the SciFi Network prank show "Scare Tactics", a gay PETA activist was frightened during a prank involving a midget in a scary rat costume.
After gently fornicating with her beloved pet male rat, Susan prayed that she might soon birth a beautiful baby rat monster.
The faggot squealed like a bitch when the rat monster scurried across the laboratory floor.
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when your dick is to small that when you look down then you can not see your dick in her pussy
Dude last night one of my friends called me and said that he had a pussy monster last night
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person 1: do ya play monster legends?
person 2: yes! I have 100 monsters!
person 1: really?! I only have 67!
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