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The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.
Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
a solution that is counter-intuitive to the problem. Its name derives from the Chinese finger trap which in order to free your fingers, you have to push your fingers instead of pulling.
the drug epidemic in the USA had a (Chinese) finger trap solution
When two vaginas are pressed tightly together, and someone puts literal roast beef in the center.
"I was almost late for work because my girlfriend and her sister made me a Chinese Sandwich for lunch"
The act of shitting and pissing into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed
Yo: Gurt did she let you try Chinese soup strainer last night
Gurt: yeah it was awesome
When you piss and shit into someone’s mouth while their teeth are closed
Yo: Gurt let’s try a Chinese soup strainer
Gurt: oh hell nah
A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)
"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"
"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"
"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"