The cramp someone gets in their index finger from Jerking off too much.
Jack: (Jerkin off) -AH! Jerk Finger!!!
when you beat your meat in a public setting
“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”
Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:
a knee-jerk conservative.
When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.
The act of jerking off while working out.
Carl: I watched a pornographic film last night of two dudes in a gym jerking out together.
November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo
Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?
Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.