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Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!
Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!
Someone who doesn’t you go by, or in your way
Look at this corner jerk just on the way!
When the blokes all meet up and give and receive a firm gripped hand job in a circular formation and one of the blokes shoots blood and you proceed to pick up the blood.
Old Tod and Brad were at their local all male brothel and then fucking brad let off a vampire jerk.
Dolphins are the only animals beside humans that are capable of being jacked off.
Aaron was late to the party, he needed to jerk the dolphin off.
Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
jerking a jimmy is similar to pulling ones leg
Ben: I just got done Jerking a Jimmy
When a group of "foodies" sit around eating, drinking and talking about all the things they have eaten and all the places they've been to.
I don't want to.go to the dinner party. I am not.in the mood for a culinary circle jerk. I dont care what they all ate, they shit it out just the same.