chariot ride

Having sex with a woman from behind (usually with her on her knees) and holding on to her hands/wrists straightened out behind her like reins.

Took Sally for a chariot ride last night until her arms got too sore.

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Riding the Iditarod

Verb;

Euphemism for having an affair or extramarital affair;

Synonyms: "Hiking the Appalachian Trail"

"Mushing the Iditarod"

They were divorced after she learned he had been "Riding the Iditarod";

Her office explained her absence saying she was out "Mushing the Iditarod"

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Boogie Ride

It's like a moustache ride, except the dude blows his nose inside the babe.

I wanted a moustache ride, but instead I got a boogie ride :(

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Ticket to Ride

When someone suggests an idea however it so confusing it competes with the rules of Ticket to Ride.

Typically said so fast all of the “T”s and “K” sound like an incoming train. (TI-Ke-eT-To-RiDe)

Person 1: Hey, how about we take these waffles to the geese at the end of the road on our camel!

Person 2: Could you explain more? That’s super Ticket to Ride.

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Ride the Duck

A term used by teenagers, that means to "roll" or take ecstasy, while in the presence of adults.

"Are we gonna ride the duck tonight?"

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Ride The Rim

Riding the Rim: To take a shit in such a way that all of the feces land on the rim of the toilet with none landing either in the toilet or on the floor. If one then lowers the toliet seat down on top of the feces on the rim, you call it "Making A Smore".

I ride the rim with 100% accuracy last night.

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Dial a Ride

To phone up a prostitute for a passionate night etc

Hi I'm phoning up because I need your Dial a Ride service

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