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northfleet technology college

ntc is just a load of fucking weird things, the british spelling of "hell" a place where tons and tons of chavs gather to hug each other on the playground. most of their names are robbie, morgan or cameron. they are too thick to be considered "humans" they are more closely related to a horse-fly due to their intelligence. Be careful what you say since anything you say will become a thing around school and ruin your life :) teachers can be assholes of course but hell, thats anywhere. there are some good ones, tehcnical is who you gotta be weary of...

northfleet technology college is a fucking weird school in kent...

by Prof. Meowingtons Excellence September 6, 2018


Carey Baptist College

Known for its abundance of boring-ass jazz music, preachy/irrelevant messages tagged onto the end of speeches by teachers at assemblies, and stupid community events. They try and make Christianity seem cool and trendy, and they waste their student fees on cafe's and community centres that students can't use. Most of the teachers are hopeless and you may as well send your kid to hell for 14 years, they'll probably find that more enjoyable. And less fucking preachy.

Person 1: Do you know Carey Baptist College?
Person 2: You mean the preachy jazz school?
Person 1: Yeah.

by CareySucks666 June 16, 2018


St Kevin's College

a school in toorak with boys that pay 40k for shit internet

st kevs kid: did you see the internet at st kevin's college?
random kid: ik its so shit

by 3525646263446 March 21, 2022


Hailsham community college

The school that caused me sixteen years of erectile disfunction.
One man even described the school as "The worst Fucking Shit show ever" - Principal Phil Mathews
I farted violently on the staircase near M22 and now everyone calls "shardass"
Shout out to phillip hill, the best musician. I want him to have my fucking babies.

(at hailsham community college)
Person one: holy shit is that shardass
Me (shardasss): Oh no i just sharded again in my baby blue tighty whitey pantaloons ltfgvccvhtucrdgsh mkvnjed fzaey hb

by shardass July 9, 2021


Lalor Secondary College

The biggest shithole you'll ever step into!!!!
If you go to this place you'll want to kill yourself instantly.....
STAY AWAY

Boy: what school you go to??

Girl: Lalor secondary college....u?

Boy: AGHHHH YOU GOT RABIES GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK

by Tittytittytittyfuck November 9, 2009

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Monroe Community College

A community college located in Monroe County, New York. Sometimes called MCC and 13th grade (by dissenters).

I went to Monroe Community College.

by ChigglyWiggly April 28, 2007

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Dutchess Community College

An excellent 2-year college for people who want to pay ridiculously low tuition for the same (or better) education that they'd get at any 4-year school.

With a relaxed atmosphere, chill people, and excellent teachers, it's a perfect stepping stone for people coming out of high school who are either undecided about what they want to do, unwilling to pay for a 4-year school, or just not ready to leave home. Respect it.

Man I totally underestimated Dutchess Community College. Now I'm glad I went to such a damn good college for so cheap.

by Blah Blahson 0 March 21, 2010

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