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Colonial Wook

A wook but like in colonial times. Often found hanging outside the local tavern bumming pipe tobacco and retelling stories about the fife and drum show from Williamsburg fall 1772.

That colonial wook was selling Virginia snuff for $5 a gram can you believe that shit?

by April 18, 2022


Pi Colonialism

When math historians from the US and the West never fail to emphasize the contributions of white mathematicians on the development of the number π, with quasi-zero mention of inputs from their nonwhite counterparts.

With a large proportion of journal articles being published by co-authors from different nationalities or races, to what extent is pi colonialism still being practiced in academic publishing today?

by Fasters May 22, 2022


Colonial girl

i.e. any Gen Z'er or Gen Y'er who espouses the now obsolete & prejudiced views of her parents, grandparents & ancestors, etc. who likely profiteered financially, socially & culturally from colonialism, yet presenting a facade of inclusivity and progressiveness through appropriation, by attending yoga lessons, drinking matcha lattes and eating avocado toast with their parents' money.

The pseudo socialites of London were in their colonial girl eras, organising summer vacations to the hoary and sinister lands of the swarthy skinned uncouth, to bring with them enlightenment...financed by their wealthy fathers...lacking only in manpower from human rights and labour legislation that no longer permitted indentured servitude...

by BitchfinderGeneral June 08, 2025


Lapper Colony

An isolated community for the quarantining and treatment of Lappers--men suffering from never-ending urge to perform cunnilingus.

He is a Lapper from way back-in-the day...at some point it was so bad, he was committed to a Lapper Colony

by joeydnewyork May 13, 2025


american colonialism

Americans taking culture from countries in decline

Matt, do you love sushi?

The American food?

Yes Matt. That's the consequences of American colonialism.

by Pzrple October 03, 2023


Colonial spring

A bout of warm, springlike weather toward the end of winter; the opposite of an Indian summer.

I think we ought to dub this period of unseasonably warm weather a 'Colonial spring' because:

1) It wasn't invited and it's not supposed to be here,
2) It seems like a blessing at first, but you suspect a global calamity may be lurking,
3) Its 'gifts' are often laden with nasty surprises like illness and flash flooding, and
4) Things could turn ugly again really quickly, without warning, despite assurances to the contrary.

by BornBlitzed February 24, 2017


settler colony

1). A colony that forms to replace the native population of an existing country.
2). Israel

A settler colony exists only to replace the original population of a country. A core example is Israel after the Holocaust.

by 7568ino March 29, 2024