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two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023


ale00frg the greatest 2nd to none

the greatest rocket leauge player to ever touch the game

ale00frg the greatest 2nd to none spunked on his opposition

by johnnytest2571 May 28, 2024


none

number of bitches you have

you have none girlfriends :(

by I can see you jack September 2, 2022


None

In a sarcastic way: a lot, all kinds, an abundance, plentiful, endless amount, un chingo(Spanglish), etc.

Person #1:“Hey, was there a lot of females there at the party?”

Person#2:”There was none females there!”(emphasize “none”)

by Pinkxicana August 6, 2021


Know It None

a person who disguises themselves as being knowledgeable but is really an idiot

Tiffany talks a lot about my custody case but she’s a know it none.

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023


None Backstabbing Plastic Bitch

Your friend is being honest to you and you were like thinking that she's lying about something, however your thoughts was false.
So you say it that she's not a backstabbing plastic bitch.

Oh she's a good friend, a none backstabbing plastic bitch.

by THEONLYJAZZKLENKE June 10, 2008


None of nothing

Not something, Not nothing. None. Left with nothing of something. Zero of nothing. None of nothing.

I don't want none of nothing, that you are bringing to the bbq. None of that nasty food. Not a plate of potato salad. None of the burnt chicken. None of nothing. I don't want it.

by CocoaGlam July 1, 2021