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A really offensive, old, white EMT that makes fun of all the people in the ambulance after they have gotten hurt
That damn offensive recovery biscuit.
Typically fat fuck coaches who fail to attract a wife so they take it out on the o-line
My offensive line coach sure is a fat fuck
1.(n) When a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. Named after former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. His run-heavy/no-pass play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.
2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.
1. Tommy Maddox's massive failure has been immortalized by attributing no-pass play-calling to his name: The Tommy Maddox Offense.
2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.
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1.(n) When a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. Named after former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. His run-heavy/no-pass play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.
2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.
1. An angry Pittsburgh fan has immortalized Tommy Maddox's massive failure by attributing no-pass play-calling to his name: The Tommy Maddox Offense.
2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.
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"Fetch" for "Fuck"
"Gol" (short for 'Golly') for "God"
"Heck", of course.
Mormons are great sources for psuedo-swears. Check out my site for more fake swearing.
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1). TOUCHDOWNS, TOUCHDOWNS, TOUCHDOWNS. Often found in Lebanon mo football.
2.) One way to state your football team wins a lot.
No one can stop us, cause we got the triple threat offense.
Since we have the triple threat offense, we goin' state.
Touchdowns, Touchdowns, Touchdowns!
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