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Life Talent

The ability to do anything you want in life at a high level, and the knowledge of such ability.

I could sell a ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves because of how much life talent I have.

by Randall K. Jones September 14, 2009

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no talent hack

someone who talks up a big game or tries to show off (either in real life using big words that make no sense and/or are out of context, pathetic taunting, or online by hopping on his armchair and playing keyboard warrior), but has no real talent in life to back it up. generally these no-talent hacks can be found living in mom's basement, playing the latest headset-gear-based first person shooter games, all the while eating cheetos or dollar store puffed cheese snacks and having yellow-stained game controllers and fingers, alongside a variety of tissues from "boy" activity strewn about the floor. in the middle of all this, they are quick to make sure to let the everyone else know how much they suck at life. rinse and repeat.

michael is a no talent hack who lives in his mom's basement, visiting websites enjoyed by the adult population while shoveling used tissues under his bed, and then he plays video games while eating cheetos and tells everyone else they suck at what they do.

by PotBelly FatGuy October 11, 2015

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talent scout

Noun. A man (usually) who is constantly on the look out for attractive young women or 'talent' to conquer.

Cate: Watch out for him. He's the local talent scout.

by Cheesehoven May 21, 2007

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billy talent

The best band ever and i saw i saw a diss down there right after the fist one posted. which is the one i put in. and if you fucking hate billy talent you must have a fucking buildup of wax in ur pop-loving ears and clean that out cuz if u dont even like billy talent a little bit u might aswell go sing with avril as she entertains little 10 year olds. thats probly what your calling in life is anyway

Hannah: WOW GUESS WHAT?
Stupid avril lover: WHAT!?!
Hannah: Billy Talent rules!
Stupid avril lover: oh really? all i do is poison myself with avril poison. THANKS FOR TEH ADVICE

by You_Fking_Wish. November 26, 2003

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office talent

Office talent is a hot babe in the office. A real corporate smoke show. Any age any race. Office hot.

Kevin: Mo did you see that babe.. wonder where she works?

Mo: Probably SalesForce they got a lot of Office Talent.

by Momili October 30, 2013

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Talented Sleeper

One who can literally sleep through anything, such as an alarm clock, roommates, or an earthquake.

I don't know how you didn't wake up while you're roommate was getting it in across the room...
Dude, I already told you, I'm a Talented Sleeper.

by lurpy101 June 15, 2011


Musical Talent

Any music that doesn't completely rely on a computer.

Oh man, Timmy Trumpet has a lot of musical talent!
Nah, he can suck my asshairs.

by mrbrownstone February 11, 2015