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The greatest fuckin country that will ever exist. Free college, money, and food. We won every war we've been in and our presidents are fuckin heroes. Stopped drillin oil because its bad for the environment so we stole a ton from the Middle East (KILLEM RAGHEAD FUCKIN MUSLIMS). Currently about to invade Russia, Canada and most of the Middle East (except Israel because we love jews). We do not like to be called "America" because mexico is part of "America", we prefer The USA. The British, Muslims, Russians, Germans and anyone to the south of us are NOT welcome. And dont bother invadin us cause we got the best fuckin army in the world! USA USA USA
Europeans: USA USA USA USA
Terrorist: USA USA USA
Communists: USA USA USA
Nazis: USA USA USA
Mexicans: USA USA USA
Looks like everyone wants some of this....
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If you look down from a hill on a city or town & the lights like a map of the USA!
I love going to Point USA! It's So Cool!
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Anyplace a person can go where getting laid is almost guaranteed.
We should hit that joint man, it’s smack in the middle of Pussytown, USA.
A shotgun, designed in America but produced in South Korea, that was made in both full-auto and semi-automatic versions. Only the semi-automatic USAS-12's were ever imported into the United States.
The USAS-12 was reclassified as a Destructive Device in the early '90's, requiring registration with the BATFE and special requirements for sale and transfer to other civilians. There was an amnisty during the 1990's for registration, but that anmnisty has since been closed and all non-registed USAS-12's are illegal contraband.
Accepts 20 round Drum magazines; 10 round "stick" or "box" magazines and 12 round box magazines. The 12 round box magazines are extremely rare and the 20 round Drum magazines are rare but possible to obtain.
Generally referred to as: "M16 on Steroids" because it looks like a big, thick M16. Also sometimes refered to as a "Street Sweeper" and/or "Lead Hose" because of the amount of lead the gun is capable of delivering in a very short period of time.
When Dirk popped that drum in his USAS-12 and pulled the trigger as fast as he could, it looked like lead-hose.
Jo-Jo "Hey, Jimmy, wanna buy a USAS-12 parts set"
Jimmy "How come just parts....why you don't just sell me da whole thing?"
Jo-Jo "Can't do dat, Jimmy it ain't never been registered with da Feds, so's I melted the receiver and is just sell off the parts.
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Any given town in the US that is overrun with dogs.
Jeez, I can’t hear a single word over all that crazy barking; we must be smack in the middle of Dogville, USA!
Best country in the world it has a lot of diversity, McDonalds, sushi, democracy and most imported freedom there so much more about the USA also know as Mercia we fight for freedom and we take terrorists out.
Guy 1: I'm from the USA
Guy 2: I'm from Iraq
USA : you look like you need some FREEDOM!!!!!!
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