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Person who uses Twitter to the point of annoying the hell out of everyone or simply a person who uses Twitter.
"Jesus, does Sarah have to tell us every stupid thing she's doing on Twitter?"
"She's a Twat."
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What "tweet" becomes after you hit the send button on Twitter. Once a "tweet" is (the present tense) is sent It becomes a "Twat" (the past tense).
Joe, I sent you a tweet, did you see it. Tom, no I did not, I will look back through the twat.
A word favoured by Granny Wendy for describing undesirable people, idiots, plebs and social delinquants.
You're doing my head in you complete and utter twat!
To absolutely smash something out of existence. Generally a way of telling or describing how hard to hit something.
Playing pool:
Player 1: I don't really know how to break.
Player 2: Just twat it!
The act of a person whose behavior is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
ME:
"Hey bro when you coming by my house for a drink?"
GAZU
"Bro, my wife's "twatting" she won't let me come and hang out."
The past tense of "tweet" in relation to Twitter.
Often used by Kathy Griffin
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Carl Silverstone
A big fat twatish whore who attends UEA and is a try hard hipster wannabe.
He is also the worst dressed male in exsistance, stay clear because you might get herpes.
Person 1: Have you heard Carl Silverstone has an Iphone AND and blackberry?
Person 2: What a twat.
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