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adj. The Waffle is a term for someone who has the ability to be smart and make good decisions, but sometimes acts before they think. The action or phrase is usually stupid, and makes everyone think they are dumb.
v. To make yourself seem dumb by saying something or acting out without thinking first
Hunter: "Man, so that's where they keep all the fairies! Fairy Storage!!! DUH!!!"
Andrew: "Hunter, you are now officially The Waffle!!!"
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Dundonian adjective - describes when someone is talking complete and utter bullshit
she's ectoed oot her box and is full o waffles.....
or can be used in response to a bullshit sentence by simply teaming it with the action of waving ur hand under your armpit and screaming WAFFLES in a high pitched voice!!!!
The intensity can be increased for a response to a huge bullshit by adding the word tattie before waffles eg that was a load of big tattie waffles
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gridlocked; when you enter an intersection and there isn't enough room for your car to make it all the way - this forms a waffle.
"Can I make it??"
"Dude no you'll get waffled!"
"Fml man I got a ticket for waffle-ing"
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1. Noun: The greatest invention ever. Of all time. The most holiest of breakfast foods, the light in the age of darkness, the diamond in the rough. The food of champions.
2. Verb: To waffle: to hit a monkey with a small stick made of brass
They were waffling, but the monkeys ran away, so they went to have some waffles.
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waffles are a treat fit for a king!
I'm a fat lazy king....now im hungry slave fetch me some waffles.
or
(mouth full of food) oh my god this shit is good!
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John Kerry. From the 1st google result for the search of "Waffles".
Waffles has another debate with GWB today.
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suburban rich kid slang for weeed. often used in conjunction with "syrup" for alchohol. part of a balanced breakfast.
yo brah, u got waffles?
yeah man, lets bake some waffles!
holy shit man i got so waffled up last night. we waffled with syrup and then i got run over by a car cuz i didnt know where the fuck i was!
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