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Clam chops

Clam = vagina, Chops = face
Clam chops = vagina face

Friendly insult toward your esteemed chaps

Sheila: Thanks for the top root ey cunt.
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.

See that ugly bird over there?

Who? you mean clam chops?

by nigeLpredator February 7, 2017


Clam Smasher

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.

Samantha has been such a clam smasher lately! She’s been obnoxious all night.

by LJ14000 June 27, 2021


The Clam Chowder

The Clam Chowder is when a person with a penis ejaculates into their bellybutton and their partner then proceeds to slurp it out of their bellybutton like soup.

Cory said that Bentley performed The Clam chowder on him. I bet he is full now.”

by DoIMakeYouRandy? March 18, 2024


clam bashing

Two girls who scissor

These 2 girls I know like to clam bashing all the time.

by mr. insentia November 17, 2017


Clam rigger

noun. A Surgeon specialising in Gynoplasty, in particular the trimming of labia.

The woman was suffering from severe chafing until a Clam rigger performed a labiaplasty.

by Euphejism August 12, 2020


Angry Clam

when a woman's vajayjay is wide open and ready to eat and you don't eat it and get up and walk away

she pissed me off so I left her with an angry clam!

by The Sniper 2012 March 13, 2012


Clam stamp

It's the girl version of T-bag. A girl is up above the face of someone else & she would dip down and rub her vagina across their forehead then leave a snail trail.

"If you don't shut your mouth, I'll shut it with my vagina" ... clam stamp.

by Clam stampin May 20, 2021