Decapitate the Dog

When one is 'prairie doggin it' and clinches his or her rectum at a most inopportune time, resulting in a small turd being cut from the larger mass of shit completely or partially as a dingle-berry.

"Decapitate the Dog"
Dude, me and the bros were cruising down the interstate and i was prairie doggin mad until a deer ran out in front of the truck and we slammed it. Totally decapitated the dog man, it was embarrassing.

Dog Scale

13-17- pup
18-21 -cub
22-29-wolf
30-39- mustang
40-49-stallion
50-59- coyote
60-68 -golden jackal
69 -pooch
70-79- husky
80-89-bull
90-99-bear
100 + -polar bear

Dog Scale

Shorn Dog

A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.

Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough.

Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.

fuck the dog

1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake

Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.

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reservoir dogs

Quentin Tarantino's "First" film, about a botched Bank heist.
Includes the (in)famous ear torture scene.

Reservoir Dogs?
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to right, here I am stuck in the middle with you"

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Xi Dogs

Xi Dogs are pledge class of the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity. They strive for greatness in all walks of life. As a disciplined and motivated pledge class, the Xi Dogs are always hungry for a challenge... and Xi Dogs gotta eat.

Xi Dogs are the future of the Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity.

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Dogs In The Bathtub

You have your woman get on all fours and try to shove your balls in her ass. They keeping popping out like a dog in a bathtub.

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