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One that urinates with the lights off, and the door closed.
Man what's up, why do you always piss with the lights off? Man your a Dark Door Pisser!
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Is a video game for the gamecube. The story begins 5 years after the events of Pokémon Colosseum with the introduction of Michael (player may change the name), the main protagonist. Michael first meets Professor Krane, his mother's boss. He introduces the concept of Shadow Pokémon, which are Pokémon whose hearts have been artificially closed. So in the game you have to purify all the pokemon.
Jerry: Woaaaaah!! You got Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness?!
Ashley: I sure dooooo!!
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A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.
Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never get an erection.
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That special waitress who approaches your table - clearly wishing you would die during her shift - and asks "How is everything?"
Here comes the dark cloud from hell. Grab your dinner before she confiscates it.
The word used by the plutonians Oglethorpe and Emory from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" When they mooned the Mooninites. But always can be used in real life
Jordan: Let's show them the dark side of the plutonian moon.
Lamar: What does that fucking mean
Jordan: Fucking moon them you dunce
Jordan: Don't you watch ATHF
When you eat a chick out doggie style and you lick her from clit to butthole and everything in between.
I bent that chick over and liked her from clit to butthole. Ate that shit Dark Side of the Half Moon!
the hottest nail polish. i dont care if everyone and their mother is sporting it. Some peeps wear black nails, that's not as hot as LPAD but I'll let it slide...
Guy: Damn, you're hot.
Me: I know, its my lincoln park after dark nails...
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