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A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
british word for penis. also, the act of orally lubricating the penis.
ham lolly-pop.
i asked the young lady walking in the mall is she'd like to sample some ham lolly.
A biggby white-lightning with 5(penta) shots of espresso- and a redbull chaser.
Once you’ve had this wombo combo you’ll go ham on anything.
Bro, I’m draggin ass today, I have to go and get a penta-ham if Im gonna make it.
A kind person with a very long penis ,usually over 9 inchs.
damn i can see shawn odell ham print.