Random
Source Code
Random
The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.
Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes
When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in
I gave Kim The Spikey Surprise last night I'm now banned from getting blowjobs
When your fucking your bitch and you stick a Arizona tea can up her ass
Dan gave me a Arizona surprise last night
When fucking your bitch take a Arizona tea can and shove it in her ass
Dan gave me a Arizona surprise last night
The official term used to describe an event where the boss comes in sick and then shares it with everyone, despite knowledge that he is contagious.
Stemming from the October Surprise of Donald J Trump who contracted the deadly coronavirus and subsequently participated in multiple interactions with colleagues unaware of his existing positive diagnosis, infecting numerous members of his administration.
"Hey Tina, our CEO Jim sure gave us an October Surprise with his awful cold this week. Half of the marketing team is on mandatory PTO now. He still wants to meet with you in person tomorrow about those sales reports, though. I recommend a hazmat suit..."
grinch with his dick out riding a candy cane dildo. Made by Javon Speller, vonnnnster on twitch
bro did u see Von made the green surprise 2?