When a man sleeps over at womens house once and never ever leaves again
WOW! Mark lives with that girl now what a one night clinger
Credit Score night (noun): A night in which you go to a woman’s house and get NO play. This term is used to accentuate the surplus of small talk like “what’s your credit score”, present in a night you don’t get action.
Will: “I went to Maddie’s house last night”
Evan: “So did you get ur dick wet?”
Will: “Noooo man. It was a Credit score night!”
He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.
Someone who is unbelievable rude on a Friday Night.
When you're driving on a Friday Night and someone walks in front of your car at a very slow pace, you call them a Friday Night Cocksucker.
A nickname for M. Night Shyamalan that reflects on how awful their movies are.
Guy 1: Have you seen how awful The Last Airbender is?
Guy 2: Yes, it's an afwul movie by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.
When ur secretly checking out ur cousins Nice Big Ass (NBA) and need an excuse for your friends.
Henry: Boys let’s hang?
Jim: Sorry bois, it’s NBA night with the fam I can’t hang
When you chat with someone non-stop on tinder/other online dating apps and you think that you're having a great start, exchanging the contact and thinking of when to meet that person but then the texting dies the next day and you end up deleting the contact without meeting him/her.
Ex.
You seemed to be hitting off with this man, what happened?
Oh it was a one night text, I never saw him in person