Nathan

The name of Michael's rottweiler in a brewstew video.

Michael's stepdad: oh godamnit Nathan stop licking your asshole!

Pizza slut worker 1: ah sick dude I think this guy's son is licking his own asshole
Pizza slut worker 2: really wow what a dirty little bastard

Nathan

My babycakes xoxo

Nathan: I love you more
Me: No Nathan, you are my babycakes

Nathan

My babycakes xoxo

Nathan: I love you more
Me: No Nathan, you're my babycakes

Nathan

Nathan automatically means Nathaniel, never assume otherwise,

Nathan: "My name is Nathaniel, I'll be your waiter for the night"
(Looks at name tag) Customer: But it says......"
Nathan: "It's Nathaniel."

Nathan

Nathan is another word for a virgin

I’ve never had sex I’m such a nathan

Nathan

Aka Nathanal, Nathay is just some cringe ass motherfuck with phimosis!

Nathan is poopy!

Nathan

A person who leaves his tool belt laying around a job site.Also known for hiding in warm trucks and sea cans.

Nathan. Hey where’s my tool belt